Sweet Home Alone Ranger
	THOUGHT I WAS DEAD, DIDN'T YOU?? WELL YOU WERE WRONG!! AND NOW YOU'RE GONNA DIE!!	Wait...nevermind.
2002-10-11 10:05:12 By Marc Martinez

Hangout at the Noose
What up lil' guy? I just docked your girl dawg.	What you say? What you couldn't hear her?	I'm gonna cockwhip your little bitch ass and then I'm gonna shoot you, and hate you. Yeah, I'll smack you right back PISSKICK HARD!
2002-10-11 09:56:48 By Marc Martinez

Friend is a six letter word
Wow, things with my boyfriend just don't seem right lately. I mean, yeah, he's miles and miles and miles away, but I think maybe it's something else completely that's been bothering me.	Yes, the unusually odd feeling I have about our relationship is surely not tied in the least to the fact that he's no longer in hugging distance. It's something else.	...Did I just heard the bastard cheating on me?
2002-10-10 18:00:34 By Marc Martinez

Bicylcopedia
Why are you watching me?	What-What are you doing here?! What's going on?! GET AWAY FROM ME YOU LAZY EYED PSYCHO!	Oh, I get it, it's a comic.
2002-10-10 17:44:38 By Marc Martinez

Animeat
Coach, I'm sick of doing all these drills. I'm starting to bleed from my pores. I never said this would be easy.	Well sir, other than "Run faster or I'll slit your cock", I really don't recall you saying much of anything.	You've never lived in Germany, have you?
2002-10-10 17:27:57 By Marc Martinez